I love her condescension, and like sometimes when I’m reading her I imagine I’m talking to some guy named Chad. Like, “Chad, really? Really Chad? You’re gonna leave your beard hairs all over the sink? What’s wrong with you?” And it’s always a lot of fun.

Mara Wilson on playing the Faceless Old Woman (x)

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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dragon-in-a-fez:

ask-koki-kariya:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Marvel rule #1 the only person who stays dead is uncle ben

Nick Furry

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lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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8.03: Robot of Sherwood
No damsels in distress! 

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miasradart:


The sky is a chart that explains the entire world, but you can’t see it. I know that. The world makes sense, I believe that, I do. It has to, otherwise, it wouldn’t make sense. And that would be the worst thing that could possibly happen.

Oh Steve…

miasradart:

The sky is a chart that explains the entire world, but you can’t see it. I know that. The world makes sense, I believe that, I do. It has to, otherwise, it wouldn’t make sense. And that would be the worst thing that could possibly happen.

Oh Steve…

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