illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

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synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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mooneymannyinthesky:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed 

my sister ate my pizza again

and this weird dude tried to talk to me

he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much

oH MY GOD

SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS

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OH MY GOD

mari

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thequeenvevo:

and we’ll never be foils

thequeenvevo:

and we’ll never be foils

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greed:

heartbreakur:

*phone rings*

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"hello?"

"your son, he is dead"

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(via handjob)

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via officialwhitegirls)

bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead

bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead

(Source: 4gifs, via officialwhitegirls)

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

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